Adam and Eve

Did you hear about the preacher who got up to preach out of the book of Genesis? He had one of those loose leaf Bibles. He said, "And Adam said to Eve," and turned the page. He knew there was a wrong page there because the next words didn't fit with, "And Adam said to Eve," so he turned back and read it again, "And Adam said to Eve." Then he added, "Very interesting, it looks like a leaf is missing!"